Where’s Tommy?

We are glad to inform all that reports of Tommy Wilson being kidnapped by Punjab Separatists have been grossly exaggerated by those with very little else to do.

Rumour has it his taxi broke down in the middle of nowhere on way to airport.  Truth is taxi driver committed ritual hari kari after only 10 minutes with Tommy in back of cab.  “I’m surprised it took that long” said Marie on hearing the said truth.

The latest Conspiracy Theory suggests it was all a ploy by Mrs Wilson to stop the little fella coming back too soon and spoiling her big night at the club.

 

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About mparkinson

Before I started on my quest of world domination I was a part time dress maker, specialising in the larger woman.

To succed in my aim of world domination my first plan is to cause social unrest and panic through subliminal messages in my match reports, so reader beware.

During my long journey of life I have caused havoc in many lands, Geordie land, Cockney land and now Manc land. And this is without mentioning what I got up to in foreign rugby tours to USA, Canada, Holland, Hungary, Ireland & Wales.