Keep Christmas in December

As the build up to the festive season is about to start, yes it is that close, just a few words regarding what has been arranged to date. So get your diaries out and make a few notes.

Saturday 12th December – Players Night Out to Se7en Brothers Brewery in Salford. At present it is planned that Music & Food will be included. Your captains should be speaking to all the players very soon regarding this. If you haven’t been spoken too by 11th December it’s because no one likes you. So that counts most of you out. Better get that one in first. More details will be provided once we know them. This event has been organised by “Yes We Can Organise A P*** U* In A Brewery’R’US”.

Saturday 19th December – Brass Band Night at Eccles RFC. Once again the renowned Eccles Brass Band (and Gary Hamer) are ending their 2015 World Tour at Eccles RFC. At the time of going to press, Gary was so out of breath (due to the glitz, glamour, girls & intoxicants that go with a world tour) he was unable to give a suitable quote. The proposed timing of this event will be 5:30 for 6:00.

Saturday 26th or Sunday 27th December – The Chris Tickle Rugby Match will take place possibly on the Saturday, but more probably on the Sunday. Remember, the Monday will be a Bank Holiday. This will involve the usual punch up on the pitch followed by hot showers and lots of fun organised by “Mr Entertainer” Dave Nicholls.

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Before I started on my quest of world domination I was a part time dress maker, specialising in the larger woman. To succed in my aim of world domination my first plan is to cause social unrest and panic through subliminal messages in my match reports, so reader beware. During my long journey of life I have caused havoc in many lands, Geordie land, Cockney land and now Manc land. And this is without mentioning what I got up to in foreign rugby tours to USA, Canada, Holland, Hungary, Ireland & Wales.