Eccles RFC attend Big Fat Gypsy Wedding

 A few words from the grape vine:  It has come to our attention that the Thornley & Cullen families attended a Big Fat Gypsy Wedding last Saturday.  Apparently along with the over consumption of alcohol there was far too much Go-Go dancing by the father of one of the two families mentioned and the odd horse traded or was it an old nag he was trying to get rid of?

 Rumour has it that they are now looking at turning the 3rd team pitch into a Gypsy Site.  Marie, beware, keep the gates locked.  If anyone sees a caravan being driven down Gorton Street, please phone Brunty as a matter of urgency.

 On the other hand, if you see a horse drawn caravan on the fields, don’t be alarmed, it just might be Slovak Pete’s family visiting.

 On a serious note, as if, congratulations to Helena & Andrew, that’s Brendan & Luke’s mum and step dad for those who don’t know.  We hope the day went well and the two lads didn’t show themselves up, to much.  I understand they made wonderful bridesmaids. 

 

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Before I started on my quest of world domination I was a part time dress maker, specialising in the larger woman.

To succed in my aim of world domination my first plan is to cause social unrest and panic through subliminal messages in my match reports, so reader beware.

During my long journey of life I have caused havoc in many lands, Geordie land, Cockney land and now Manc land. And this is without mentioning what I got up to in foreign rugby tours to USA, Canada, Holland, Hungary, Ireland & Wales.