As the present and, as I thought, the only likely occupant, I would like to warmly welcome Tim Eaton to the Official Naughty Step of Eccles RFC. There is always room for those who care, or should I say dare. Tim’s contributions have raised the bar and I clearly need to improve my levels of sarcasim and wit, so long of course that they are directed at the right deserving people.
Tim, you may occasionally get it wrong, but any fool can write a match report, it just needs a special type to write a good one. My final thought for all is to remember, a Prophet is never accepted in his own land.
Keep it up mate, your doing a great job.